Gorekiller's audio Reviews on Newgrounds

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I 'm shitting in my pants !

...not bad at all ... it's quit random but I liked it ! You were singing with a friend ? You should call that "Penis Colescrew" (coleslaw)!
...ouch for the sream at the end...but lmao for the whole thing...
Pal !

wesdood responds:

our band should hit the indy circuit soon.

[Stick Your Dick in a Woman]

Yo Gangsta ! How the fuck are you ?

...Stick your dick in a woman ! Arrgh ! Nooo ! My cock is stuck ! I can't withdraw it ! Hehe ! That was fun ! Make more like this, Gorebastard ! And the gangsta rap part with the metal riffs was freaking hilarious ! I 'm shitting in my pants ! Well done, pal !

P.S. : Go watch this video ! ( here is the link )
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gStbB7KzQnw

It's about a retarded piece of shit who thinks his rap is the best ever ! I'll give you the lyrics if you don't understand ! Feel free to email me : "[e-mail]"

Another great job, Captain !
...
"Yo nigga !"
In French : "Yo la mecque et l'Coran !"

GoreBastard responds:

haha cheers mate. Yeah this was pure stupidity! Damn, I forgot about this one. Yahhh, that kid is a complete dick! I couldn't even stand to watch it all the way to the end! Haha
Cheers mate.

[Zelda O.o.T Gerudo Fortress]

Link the drunk son of a b**ch !

...AWESOME SHIT, DUDE ! It would have been perfect if this problem concerning the harmony didn't appear...but I don't give a fuck : I loved this, man ! Yeah, I prefer electric guitars to violins ! It's cooler ! Hey ! And how about doing a cover about Volcania the dragoon ?
Nearly perfect shit, pal !

-gorekiller1337-

FlameMesial responds:

As soon as I give Darkside_555 the tab for this song, we're going to re-cover it :D

Thanks for the review buddy :D

Volcania the Dragon. Hmmm....

[A Shattered Religion]

Evil tune !

...that's what they should call evil tune ! HEHE ! Here is something which proves I'm as evil as you !

...........88888888888
..........88.........88
..........8.8.......8.8
..........8.88.....88.8
..........8.888...888.8
..........8...........8
..........8.....8.....8
..........8....888....8
...........8.........8
...........8.l.l.l.l.8
...........88l8l8l8l88

I know I suck ! I've tried my best ! I'll do a better one if you prefer ! Great job, Gorebastard !

GoreBastard responds:

YES DO A BETTER ONE!
Haharrr!
Cheers for the review and the strange picture!!!
Rock on!

[Starfox - Corneria Metalized]

Wow !

...I haven't thought Fox McCloud could be such a badboy ( WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO WHEN HEY GONNA CAME FOR YOU ? BADBOYS ! BADBOYS ! )! Deathmetal music goes perfectly with him ! He's such a bastard ! Will you make a cover of a Starwing boss ? And how about a cover concerning Andross himself ( the same game ?) ? It would be cool ! And one more question : did you succeed the hard level ? What does Andross ultimate transformation look like ? Anyway , well done, boss !
-gorekiller1337-

GoreBastard responds:

WAHHHH. I was thinking about re-making this when my computer is fixed. I'd do it much better these days.
I'd love to cover more starfox (starwing as it was called in England) music.
I remember I could complete all the settings on the SNES, and I kicked the arse off the N64 version and got everything. On the N64 version Andross's last form is shit. He's just a brain that floats around with 2 eyes that shoot off at you. It's easy as fuck, but if he gets too close and grabs you, he rips both of your wings off. Then Fox's Dad comes along to save the day at the end and he leads you out of the exploding fortress that you're fighting in. Then it turns out that is was just Fox's dads ghost... Ohhhhhh scary....
hahaha.

[Scourge of the Damned (0:31)]

BRUTAL !!

...What a brutal melody !! This reminds me "Devil's Forest" of F-Zero X !And you use it to your mobile phone ? I guess the sound quality wasn't fucked up (did it work ?)! I loved this even if it is a bit short ( but that's because it's a loop ) ! Brutal !

P.S. : I've written 2 reviews that you haven't noticed yet ! ( it concerns F-Zero Port town original and remade ) ! Thanks, guy !

FlameMesial responds:

Fucking cheers man, yeah i use it for my phone mate, sounds just as brutal on there, and startles fucking chavs! XD

I'll go check out those reviews, but I'm really not proud of those covers heh.

Cheers again man, this review kicks ass.

[F-Zero Mute City Metalized]

Hey, Gorebastard !

...I was thinking about one thing : since I found your cover excellent, I wish the developers of Super Smash Bros Brawl use it in the Captain Falcon arena ( Mute city ). Do you know something about the Wii and Super smash Bros Brawl ? I guess i'm retard but this is the perfect opportunity to put your Mute city and Big Blue covers in F-Zero levels ! This game will be leet!(Go buy this awesome console ! )
...all I said is supposed to mean that I fucking loved your Mute city cover ! Great job ! And...one more thing : I've written a review for "Rot in fucking hell, Pope" ! Check this out, pal !

GoreBastard responds:

Waahhh! Cheers mate!
Yeah, it would rule to get my music used in one of those games! Those Nintendo Wii things look cool. I think I'll get one of those!
Thanks for the cool as fuck review mate!

[Chained Up]

Heavy Metal for ever !!

You used to make excellent Heavy Metal music. But this one...is nearly perfect! I was amazed ! You should put it on a CD ! Because that song sounded pretty cool ! Hey ! Next time, I would like you to add some BRUTAL FUCKING LYRICS !( you 've done the same thing for BRUTAL FUCKING DEATH )! Great job, boss !

GoreBastard responds:

Thanks alot mate! I've got a shitload of stuff written, but I can't recrord it all right now because my computer is still shit!
Thanks for the cool review mate!

[F-Zero X - Port Town remade]

Good !

Better quality ! Good job ! You really put more
effort in this cover ! Don't listen to the retarded pieces of shit thinking they're better than you ! Because to my mind, as Tony Montana says, "YOU BURRY THOSE COCKROACHES !!" Good job, dude ! And if they vote 0, ...they must fuck off and let you be! Good job, once again !

FlameMesial responds:

Once again, it's shit XD

If my soundcard wasn't fucked up, I would think about doing a re-cover to clear it out a bit.

Hehe, I took way too much offence on that review that guy gave me. If I received it now, I would just have a giggle and say that it is actually quite abysmal!!

Cheers for the review anyhoo man. You kick ass!

[F-Zero X Port Town (Nintendo)]

...don't give up, guy !

Yeah... I agree with you...the sound quality isn't good...however, you put effort in it ! I liked the drums introduction... I understand your pain...but ... don't give up, my good friend ! I know you've work hard on it... that's the reason I give it a ten... quit a swell mark...I'll have a new electric piano ( because the older one sucks ) and I'll be able to submit music just like you .Maybe you'll give me some advice! Anyway... although the sound is weird...good job, Metal KILLER !

FlameMesial responds:

haha there's a good reason why the quality is shite haha - it was recorded on a 30 year old cassette double-dubber recorder hahaha!

Once again, cheers for marking my effort even though it sounds like complete shite anyway XD

Advice...hmm...don't submit your music to Newgrounds. Submit it to better websites that will get you more recognition. Plus, make sure you know that you've actually played the songs properly before you submit it XD other than that, there's not much advice I can give you rathar than give it all you got buddy!

Cheers for the awesome review man!